Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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