he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
