also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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