On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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