yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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