he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Who died my cat blue again?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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