There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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