He asked to "fluff my boner.."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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