a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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