What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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