It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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