if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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