Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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