Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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