if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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