fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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