I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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