either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I can't turn off my feet"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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