Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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