Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry wonduhhbrayeddd hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(858): View more from California

Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'

Fav 1 1383 817
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities

Fav 16 4298 842
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(956): View more from Texas

It was like little house on the drunk prairie.

Fav 3 3664 871
share tweet
(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

Fav 21 4108 1362
share tweet
(702): View more from Nevada

i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life

Fav 20 1103 8298
share tweet
(515): View more from Iowa

you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.

Fav 8 3969 1192
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(330): View more from Ohio

Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?

Fav 12 4480 1145
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!

Fav 4 950 555
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(768): View more from

I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead

Fav 0 19 60
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT