Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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