someone owes me an orgasm
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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