he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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