no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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