on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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