She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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