Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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