what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
MIDGETS
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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