Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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