When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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