No, you can still breathe under the balls.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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