She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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