If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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