They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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