I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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