Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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