Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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