Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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