Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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