Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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