I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize