Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
