What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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