Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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