You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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