I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
