Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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