Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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