Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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