Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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