who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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