Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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