Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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