i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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