I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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