so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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