Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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